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Ron Thompson

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Just for a laugh
« on: November 16, 2012, 01:10:20 PM »
A Scottish friend was visiting Kamloops and we were fishing a different lake every day. One morning we were driving to a new lake and a moose run across the road. My Scottish friend exclaimed whats that. I told him that was a moose!

It was silent for a minute then my friend said if thats a moose I'd hate to see a rat. ;D
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Re: Just for a laugh
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 01:13:43 PM »
That's a good one!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just for a laugh
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 01:37:27 PM »
As Monthy Python would say:

"See the loveli lakes
The wondeful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestik moose

A moose once bit my sister..."
I will fish anywhere and find beauty in it.

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Re: Just for a laugh
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2012, 10:01:45 AM »
You know what women call a man with big hands and feet?
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A clown. ;D
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Re: Just for a laugh
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 01:02:36 PM »
THREE BUDDIES WERE OFF TO GO FISHING FOR THE DAY.
 
ONE GUY ASKS THE OTHERS WHAT THEY HAD TO GIVE UP SO THE WIFE WOULD LET THE GO FISHING FOR THE DAY..
1ST GUY SAYS I HAVE TO TAKE MY WIFE TO THAT EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT IN TOWN. GONNA COST MY A BUNDLE.

2ND GUY SAYS THATS NOTHING I HAD TO LET MY WIFE SPEND THE DAY AT THE SPA THEN TAKE HER OUT TO THAT EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT.

FIRST 2 GUYS LOOK AT THE THIRD GUY. WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO?

NOTHING HE SAYS.

 WHATT!!! SAY THE TWO OTHER BUDDIES. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU PULL THAT OFF!!

WITH A SMILE HE SAYS  WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING I ASKED THE WIFE FISHING OR SEX AND SHE TOLD ME TO WEAR A WARM SWEATER. ;)
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 09:35:05 AM by Vance Whitley »
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Re: Just for a laugh
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 06:05:42 PM »
A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"   and vance thats a good one
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